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Post  Devin on Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:55 pm

Anybody who's read Twilight will probably find these funny.

So, I'm your brand of heroine? Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroine.
Then I always have to avoid my boyfriend's venom coated teeth, but it's hard to think about such trivial things when I'm kissing him.
Dad, where is that bat again?
Wait until he holsters the weapon, the bullets my bounce and hurt him.

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Post  Jacob_Black on Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:09 pm

lol
Where did bella ever ask about a Bat?
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Post  Devin on Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:48 pm

Eclipse. Right after Jacob kisses Bella, and she returns home.

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Post  AliceXCullen on Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:03 pm

Mmmmhmm. Do you know how many people ask me about bats now? I'm just like "Ugh! Read Twilight!" Rolling Eyes

Everyone knows REAL vampires don't turn into bats.
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Post  Devin on Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:32 pm

I know. And full moons, that one took a while to quiet down at my school Cool

Oh, I got another line

"YOU NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!"

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Post  AliceXCullen on Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:42 pm

You see, that's where Jacob Black would have ended up IN A CASKET!!!
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Post  Jacob_Black on Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:10 pm

I found it funny when bella found out Jacob Imprented,. lol
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Post  Devin on Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:29 pm

He should have gone into a casket when he kissed Bella.

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Post  AliceXCullen on Fri Sep 19, 2008 5:52 am

That too. I'd murder any guy who tried that. She should've had Edward kill him on the spot.

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Post  Jacob_Black on Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:43 pm

I will admit he was wrong In Kissing her, but There's no need to kill him.
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Post  AliceXCullen on Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:05 pm

Ohh let us have our fun Razz

Would it not have been so amazing if she would have just crushed him after becoming a vampire?

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Post  Jacob_Black on Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:23 pm

No, Jacob is still my favorit out of everyone in the book.

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Post  AliceXCullen on Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:32 pm

Okay sorry. I'll be nice.

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Post  Remington_Cullen on Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:04 pm

lol are you sure??
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Post  XxRenesmeexxCarliexX on Thu Apr 23, 2009 7:02 am

I wouldnt have wanted Jacob to die =[[ that would have been sad.. but he shouldnt have kissed her i agree..
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Post  edwards_baby31 on Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:34 am

i agree i wouldn't want Jacob to die, he did make me angry, but not angry enough to wish the existence of his character to die... that would be soo sad.. Crying or Very sad
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