LOLOLOL Twilight.

Anybody who's read Twilight will probably find these funny.

So, I'm your brand of heroine? Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroine.
Then I always have to avoid my boyfriend's venom coated teeth, but it's hard to think about such trivial things when I'm kissing him.
Dad, where is that bat again?
Wait until he holsters the weapon, the bullets my bounce and hurt him.

lol
Where did bella ever ask about a Bat?

Eclipse. Right after Jacob kisses Bella, and she returns home.

Mmmmhmm. Do you know how many people ask me about bats now? I'm just like "Ugh! Read Twilight!"

Everyone knows REAL vampires don't turn into bats.

I know. And full moons, that one took a while to quiet down at my school

Oh, I got another line

"YOU NAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!"

You see, that's where Jacob Black would have ended up IN A CASKET!!!

I found it funny when bella found out Jacob Imprented,. lol

He should have gone into a casket when he kissed Bella.

That too. I'd murder any guy who tried that. She should've had Edward kill him on the spot.

I will admit he was wrong In Kissing her, but There's no need to kill him.

Ohh let us have our fun

Would it not have been so amazing if she would have just crushed him after becoming a vampire?

No, Jacob is still my favorit out of everyone in the book.

Okay sorry. I'll be nice.

lol are you sure??

I wouldnt have wanted Jacob to die =[[ that would have been sad.. but he shouldnt have kissed her i agree..

i agree i wouldn't want Jacob to die, he did make me angry, but not angry enough to wish the existence of his character to die... that would be soo sad..